Why Can't Men Like Me?

QUESTION:

Why can't men like me?

QUIRKY ANSWER:

Well, how could they? You don't even seem to like yourself!

If you want others to like you, you've got to be able to like yourself first. Now don't cry yet, sweetheart. This isn't the end of the world. Being ugly is not a disease, you know. Ooops! What I mean is that it's not like cancer. There is still hope for you. No, I don't mean there's hope for you to become a beauty queen. We're bordering on the impossible there, I think.

But cheer up! There is hope, you know. There is this very powerful quote that could really cheer up the likes of you. Now if I could only remember it...

DING! O, yeah. Here it is:

LOVE IS BLIND!

See? If a man loves you, he loves you. No questions asked. No unmet expectations. He accepts you, warts and all. After all, they say the best things in life are often invisible to the naked eye. Like MUSIC. Like TOUCH.

So don't you mind it when you feel you're not attractive (even if you're really not). It just simplifies the process, you know.

You are able to eliminate early on which men aren't really deserving of you. I can assure you, you'll regret these guys in the long run.

Mr. RIGHT will be there at the right place and at the right time. He will still be there even if everything else seems to be going wrong. Right?